06 September 2011

Retro Gaming – My Amiga Upbringings Part 3........In to the wonderful …..


Some of the fondest memories of gaming came from just one developer The Bitmap Brothers. These games encapsulated the 90s Amiga Genre while demonstrating (to me at least), that gaming soundtracks didn’t just have to be blips n bops.

The Bitmap Brothers were the first developers to try and model themselves with a rock & roll images. Photos of them usually involved a black & white shot with compulsory sunglasses and the famous one posed in front of Robert Maxwell’s helicopter. Founded by Mike Montgomery it included Eric Matthews, Steve Kelly, Mark John Coleman and Dan Malone. It was the latter who credited with the visual style that all the games encapsulated. The hype was planned tho 

"The hype surrounding ourselves was all planned.", Mike Montgomery admits, "We wanted to change the attitude people have towards programmers. When you open magazines and see people dressed up looking really stupid it doesn't help our case as programmers to be taken seriously.Quote from here

My Dad didn’t bring home the Amiga 500 until 1989 so for me there introduction in 1988 was low key at first with Xenon and followed up the year after with Speedball. I suppose for me my fondness for Bitmap started in 89/90 with Cadaver (Xenon 2 was released before this but I’ll get back to that later). It was a game about a gold stealing dwarf and I remember first playing it on a demo disc from Amiga Format 9at the time I preferred Action Replay). The 3D style rooms decorated in rich blue/grey with hints of orange made it stand out from the other games of the time.

This followed in 1990 with Speedball 2. Initially I wasn’t too fussed about the 1 Player game as it seemed a lot of hassle for a quick bit of action. However after a while I gave the ‘Season Mode’ a bash and began to really get in to buying players to bolster parts of my weakened and usual battered field.

1991 was really Bitmaps halcyon year with the release of Gods and Magic pockets. Both of these games are remembered for there elaborate introductions using full soundtracks. Bitmap had upped their game for Gods as the soundtrack was supplied by Nation 12 which still holds up today. Combine this with the Box Art designed by comic book artist Simon Bisley the game for me was truly a landmark in Amiga gaming. Visually stunning with the Malone’s style the Game was praised for its AI adaptability.


The intro for Magic Pockets was less impressive as it didn’t contain any spoken words but did use the music for Betty Boo’s “Doing the Do”. It was also featured on (I think or something on ITV with Gaz Top) Going Live for a phone in competition which to be fair probably made it more popular than the music. The game was a strange concept of a kid who could pull all sorts of bubbles out of his pockets to defeat enemies. The longer you held fire the bigger the bubbles and the largest bubble captured the beastie in it. Thinking back another game afterwards called fire and ice was similar. I can’t imagine a game in these times coming out that used a boy fiddling around in his pockets as a main character. 



It was at this point I found Xenon 2. When I say found it came in a triple disc box set with Silkworm and something else that involved scrolling and shooting. Xenon 2 was famous for its soundtrack been designed by Bomb the Bass. At the time I like Nirvana so I am sad to say that at the time I probably didn’t give a monkey. I’d always like R-Type but found I wasn’t as good as id wanted it to be. However, move the action from side to side to over the top view and apparently my hand to eye coordination improved. 


Bitmaps Opus came in 1993 with The Chaos Engine which at the time I personally didn’t take to very easily. Looking back it’s a good example of where the likes of every 3rd person shooter of today comes from. The over the top visuals and array of weapons it could easily be ported in to an XBL game (Seen as the far superior Alien Breed already has). It was a success though and in 1996 spawned a sequel.

The Bitmap Brother’s career was short and bright as releases after the Amiga didn’t hold up to the like of Doom and Wolfenstien. Speedball 2100 and Z: Steel Warrior proved poor successors and really by 2004 it was all over.

25 July 2011

Retro Gaming – My Amiga Upbringings Part 2

Good and Bad Times at Franchise High – The Amiga 500 and an odd mix of Franchise Tie Ins

I have had mixed experiences with tie-ins as they always ways lure me in .Batman was a game that I had seen my friend playing and loved the mix of platform action interspersed with Batmobile/Batplane action. Based on the Tim Burton movie which was massive at the time (I had read the book, gone to the cinema and had a t-shirt) He didn’t seem to progress much off the first 2 levels so I took it home for a full test. I remember sticky moments trying to clip the balloons with the plane and even dying right on the last level just as you went to knock the Joker off. 


Robocop was a fairly run of the mill game but its saving graces were the “Dead or Alive you coming with me” voice recording, The ED-209 end bosses, the sniper type action with hostage takers and the big gun that fired a ball of flame. I did quiet like it though it seemed to have variety that many of these games lacked.

 

I’m rather fond of the Adams Family game which in ways was a Mario Clone. You played Gomez who had to visits parts of the House to free family members. I finished it out of sheer determination one rainy Sunday afternoon when the Amiga was in the Dining room under the stairs. It was the first time id finished a game and I was shaking through trying to kill the end of level boss and having 1 Heart left. Since then I’ve had it many times but it really proved to me trying hard and practice can pay off on these things.


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade – The Adventure (Point n Click) was one of 2 games that came out when the film did. This was the better one with a point and click method of going through the various scene much like Monkey Island. I can remember working through this with my mate sat in his bedroom on a Saturday afternoon. Especially the built were our tied to the chair with Henry Jones Snr and had to knock the axe over first so u could line your chair up properly to free yourself.


Like I said the Indiana Jones Point n click was one of 2 versions the other was an Arcade version which I received as a present. It was awful. The first level you were the young Indiana Jones and if you were lucky to get to the next level you made your way along the train. I remember it been unresponsive and exceedingly hard.


As you can tell this is where I’ll share some of the poorer Tie-ins. The Silver medal goes to Ghostbusters 2 for generally been dull and difficult. The First Level you are lowered in to a sewer on a rope while various ghosts attack you. This bits ok but there is an annoying ghostly hand that saws your rope that was a pain to get rid of. I got this as a Christmas present too (There’s a Theme starting here). After some effort with no outcome, It didn’t come out the box much and I only made it on to the walking statue of liberty screen twice.


The Gold Medal for worst Tie In goes to this game The Amazing Spiderman and Captain America in Doctor Doom’s revenge. You’ll probably guess but this too was a present, I think I was lured in to ask for it for my birthday and the box looked like a glossy comic cell and it came with an exclusive comic book. That’s were the similarity ended, the movement of the characters was poor and the cast of Villains was borderline Z List for Marvel. It even had a hideous Doctor Doom laugh all the way through with a sound like “HAW HAW”.  Watch the full game been played in 20 mins below and try and figure how many hours it took to be made.


Strangely this game haunted me right up to the Marvel Ultimate alliance on the 360 and after some poor Spiderman games on the Mega drive and Gamecube I didn’t think Marvel could do a good game.

Next Post Bitmap Brother and Sensible 

Retro Gaming – My Amiga Upbringings Part 1

Over the next few articles I hope to go through some of the iconic games of my youth.
I have always loved games since my Dad brought home a Commodore +4 and we played Icicle Works on a 14” TV.

Since then I’ve had various systems and consoles but none give me so much memories as my Amiga 500 I had as a teenager. Don’t get me wrong I have hammered my Xbox360 more than my Amiga could ever take. However, since the Xbox became prevalent I’ve found games are easier to complete and less frustrating

My system history int long but each system has been used to its up most

Commodore +4
Nintendo Gameboy
Commodore Amiga (and eventually the +1MB Memory upgrade)
Sega Mega Drive
Sony Playstation
Nintendo Gamecube
Nintendo Gameboy Advance
Xbox
Xbox 360

I think it’s more the sentimentality that takes over of a fun child hood because the load times, multiple discs and impossible game play are always far from my mind.  Right up to when I got the mega drive I was playing with the joy stick pictured.

I’ll try to include You Tube clips wherever possible so you can watch the footage of the game and sometimes even see the whole game played through.

16 April 2010

Off to Mars


 So President Obama has announced that NASA shall go to Mars?


Well here’s a few tips from the movies for the guys at NASA

Watchmen 2009
Look out for a big Blue Man wandering round although he can provide Oxygen and a quick way home.

Doom 2005
When arriving on Mars do not dig around looking for artefacts as this could open up a portal to another dimension. By 2030 The Rock will be too old to save Earth’s arse cause the only thing he’ll be smelling is the daisy’s he’s pushing up.

War of the Worlds 2005
Take aged Tom Cruise with you on the landing mission he’ll be able to aid the astronauts escape when the Tripods start kicking off not by running like he did in the film but by giving them a corpse to feed on as you make your escape. Come to think of it take an influenza snot gun too.

John Carpenter's "Ghosts of Mars" 2001
Again, no digging for artefacts as you don’t want everyone possessed by Marilyn Manson look alikes … even if Ice Cube is carrying a shiny gun.

Mission to Mars 2000
Always and I mean always prepare for a cock up on the way there and again never press buttons to age old artefacts when standing right next to them. If you want to rid the world of Tim Robbins then leave him in charge of the mission.

Red Planet 2000
Don’t take a robot with you that in a previous role was developed as a killing machine no matter how much you want to pet it.

Mars Attacks! 1996
If Tim Burton teaches us anything then its take a record of Indian Love call by Slim Whitman with you. Any resistance to the US Lander will be resolved when you make there head explode. Ackk Akk acck ak akkk

Total Recall 1990
More Artefacts but this time it does result in giving Mars an atmosphere. However check there is a big glacier of ice before detonating. The Bonus is that you may see triple b****** women in one of the local bars

Capricorn One 1978
If it’s too expensive just fake it. Just make sure you whack Elliot Gould first

Quatermass and the Pit 1967

Found a dead locust-like creature that resembles the devil? Watch out these evil Martians may have altered the brains our ancestors so they can take over earth. Just Take Quatermass as the science officer and you’ll be fine.


Flash Gordon – Mars Attacks the World, The Deadly Ray from Mars and Flash Gordon's Trip to Mars 1938

In the event of a “Giant Death Ray” been aimed at earth when landing evokes a galactic incident please refer all complaints to Ming the Merciless. Although Queen Azura and her legions of Claymen and Treemen may act as the local postal service

A Trip to Mars 1910
Produced by Thomas Edison this was the first "movie" about Mars. It has some tips for NASA too; just mix two magical powders as it has the power to reverse gravity. But watch out there maybe Giant Martians that are harmless but they will blow any astronauts back to earth

14 April 2010

Fantasy Football ? What About Fantasy Dirty Dozen?

Donald Sutherland - Oddball - Kelly’s Hero's
Steve Guttenberg - Mahoney - Police Academy
Clint Eastwood - Lt Schaeffer - Where Eagles Dare
Robert Shaw - Quint - Jaws
Jack Burton – Kurt Russell – Big Trouble in Little China
Carl Weathers (the bloke who played Apollo Creed) -- Dillon - Predator
James Garner - Hedley -The Scrounger - The Great Escape
Frank Sinatra - Von Ryan - Von Ryan’s express
Lee Marvin - Feldwebel Rolf Steiner - Cross of Iron
Sam Elliot - Sgt Maj Plumley - When we were solders
Elliot Gould - Trapper - MASH
Michael Keaton - Ray Nicolette - Out of sight/ Jackie Brown

Full Metal Geek Out

I went to see Kick Ass this week and really enjoyed it especially with the superhero references. I’m not a big fan of Nic cage but thumbs up for the Adam West Impression. The NY Post published this article about “Real” Life Superheroes roaming the Streets of NY. Take a look at these “soon to be staring in your Local Morgue” Heroes

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/evildoers_nyc_own_superheroes_beware_C07qjscAB2eh34P1CsUOCO

Speaking of Heroes, it looks like Joss Whedon is currently in line to Direct the Avengers Movie Featuring the Casts from Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and Hulk (with Nick fury thrown in). Good Call? I’m not so sure. Serenity was excellent but can we forget Alien 4? But then again who would have Guessed Kenneth Brannagh would direct Thor?

http://www.deadline.com/2010/04/marvel-close-to-whedon-hire-on-the-avengers/

What I found interesting is that Paramount only has a few films left before Marvel go to Disney. I hope I am not the only one worried at the Mouse taking control of such a varied franchise. Mind you at least they can’t do a worse job than the last X-men film. I just have a few requests for Stan Lee and the mouse though

1) Thomas Jane gets reinstated as the Punisher
2) No more Spiderman love stories, a little more action wouldn’t go amiss
3) Never ever cast Vinnie Jones in the X-men again
4) But do recast Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler
5) If you really feel the need to make anymore Fantastic Four Movies can you take a minute to think about Rise of the Silver Surfer
6) Daredevil’s ok but no more Ben Affleck and same goes for Nic Cage in Ghost Rider.
7) Robert Downey Jnr should only ever play Tony Stark
8) Take heart in the fact that nothing has been as awful as DC’s Superman Movie
9) Take note that Marvel haven’t done anything as good as Chris Nolan’s Batman (Iron man was close)
10) Blade needs a cameo somewhere as a new Blade movie would still not be as good as the original. But we all miss Mr Snipes.
11) Don’t change interesting Bad Guys – What they did with Deadpool in Wolverine was shockingly poor
12) And why wasn’t Gambit in more?
13) I want Marvel to create an Elvis Super Hero!!
14) Where the F**k is Moon knight!
15) Just Do Civil war as a trilogy next similar to Watchmen

13 April 2010

Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never f**k with the King.

Landed on this little bit of news, there will be another in the Bubba Ho-Tep Films !!

Set Before the Originals this one is entitled Bubba Nosferatu: Curse of the She-Vampires with Ron Pearlman as Elvis and Paul Giamatti as Col.Tom Parker

Its Released in 2011

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457295/

12 April 2010

Save Evil Evil Beddy Appeal

Apparently My Fiancée work mates think she controls me a little …. The names have been changed to protect the innocent

We don’t want to give little Evil Evil Beddy charity; we want to give him the means to escape himself. Break him free and he'll be back doing his captors chores in a week. Give him bolt cutters and a key and he'll be free of his daily chores for life

• Just £1 will get Evil Evil Beddy a pair of oven gloves so he doesn't have to take his captors cakes out of the oven with his bare hands.
• Just £5 will buy little Evil Evil Beddy a hat to keep him warm in the cold.
• Just £10 will buy Evil Evil Beddy some bolt cutters to help him escape his captor.
• Just £15 will get him a dog bed the same size as this Captors dog so he can rest at night before his breakfast duties.

Can you spare just £2 a month to help little Evil Evil Beddy break his shackles? For £2 a month, you will receive a signed picture of Evil Evil Beddy and an update on how his life has improved through your donations.

Every minute, every click of Bono’s fingers and Little Evil Evil Beddy does another chore

Stop this …Stop this now

Or tape Bono’s fingers together

Strangest Competition Ever !!

From Lovefilm.com


or is there something familiar ?

Helllooooo ! is it me your looking for ?

09 April 2010

Near Perfect Line up?

Revolver Golden Gods Awards

08 April 2010

What You two looking At ? Feed him to the Pigs

All bets are off unless your an Insider then they are on ...

Sometimes you read an article and realise that somewhere people invent money. I dont mean designing there own notes, i mean inventing markets that can make or lose millions. I saw this article in the New York Times and after reading it i am still aghast. Basically hedging movie contrats based on how successful a film would be.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/08/business/media/08futures.html?src=mv&ref=business

The thing that jumps out is how easy it would be to manipulate,

While the industry’s opposing comments were not yet final on Wednesday afternoon, Mr. Pisano and others said they were expected to cite a host of potential problems. Those include the risk of market manipulation in the rumor-fueled film world, conflicts of interest among studio employees and myriad contractors who might bet with or against their own films, the possibility that box-office performance would be hurt by short-sellers, difficulty in getting or holding screens for films if trading activity indicated weakness and the need for costly internal monitoring to block insider trades.

Sweet Jesus - they could sink the next Citizen Kane before it even was made but get the next Clash of the Titans to be the highest movie going

Eventually it will all be 3D blandness

31 March 2010

Best Thing on TV all Year?

Not The 3rd in the Cornetto Trilogy but good enough

Kung Fu Elvis

From Wikipedia ..

Presley was by now performing in a jumpsuit, which would become a trademark of his live act. During this engagement, he was threatened with murder unless $50,000 was paid. Presley had been the target of many threats since the 1950s, often without his knowledge. The FBI took the threat seriously and security was stepped up for the next two shows. Presley went onstage with a Derringer in his right boot and a .45 pistol in his waistband, but the concerts went off without incident

In January 1973, four men rushed onto the stage in an apparent attack. Security men leapt to Presley's defence, and the singer's karate instinct took over as he ejected one invader from the stage himself. Following the show, he became obsessed with the idea that the men had been sent by Mike Stone to kill him. Though they were shown to have been only over exuberant fans, he raged, "There's too much pain in me ... Stone [must] die."

(Stone was linked to Pricilla during thier divorce)

His outbursts continued with such intensity that a physician was unable to calm him, despite administering large doses of medication. After another two full days of raging, Red West, his friend and bodyguard, felt compelled to get a price for a contract killing and was relieved when Presley decided, "Aw hell, let's just leave it for now. Maybe it's a bit heavy."


When it All Goes Wrong - listen to Bill Shatner . . .

Its not all Acid Blood and Pulling off Heads

I told you 3D was bad

From the Wall Street Journal

Major U.S. movie-theater chains, seeking to capitalize on the surge in revenues fueled by such 3-D hits as "Avatar" and "Alice in Wonderland," are imposing some of the steepest increases in ticket prices in at least a decade.

The new prices take effect Friday in many markets across the country in theaters owned by such major exhibitors as Regal Entertainment Group, Cinemark Holdings Inc. and AMC Entertainment Inc.

The increases, in one case as much as 26%, vary from theater to theater, but many cinemas are raising prices most—or even solely—for 3-D showings