Apparently My Fiancée work mates think she controls me a little …. The names have been changed to protect the innocent
We don’t want to give little Evil Evil Beddy charity; we want to give him the means to escape himself. Break him free and he'll be back doing his captors chores in a week. Give him bolt cutters and a key and he'll be free of his daily chores for life
• Just £1 will get Evil Evil Beddy a pair of oven gloves so he doesn't have to take his captors cakes out of the oven with his bare hands.
• Just £5 will buy little Evil Evil Beddy a hat to keep him warm in the cold.
• Just £10 will buy Evil Evil Beddy some bolt cutters to help him escape his captor.
• Just £15 will get him a dog bed the same size as this Captors dog so he can rest at night before his breakfast duties.
Can you spare just £2 a month to help little Evil Evil Beddy break his shackles? For £2 a month, you will receive a signed picture of Evil Evil Beddy and an update on how his life has improved through your donations.
Every minute, every click of Bono’s fingers and Little Evil Evil Beddy does another chore
Stop this …Stop this now
Or tape Bono’s fingers together
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I've put in a call to Shami Chakrabarti but she's out tonight at a fundraiser for Amnesty. Apparently Chris Martin has volunteered to have edamame beans flicked at his head by Marcus Brigstocke.
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